The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Clause
4. You look like Santa Claus

Most hate the annoying amber alerts – is this the response they want people to take?

Source: Mark Phillips on Instagram: “How they expect you to react when you get an amber alert 😂😂😂😭😭 how loud those notifications be I know they want us to be vigilante as hell…”

One lump or two, film at 11,more brains than Carter has pills. 

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Canadian comedian and former Royal Canadian Air Farce actor Dave Broadfoot has died at age 90, his family confirmed to CBC News.

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Source: Dave Broadfoot, Royal Canadian Air Farce comedian, dead at 90

George Carlin’s Best: